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SO ZE LDERLY HAMMAH STILL RINGS....



 

mysql> select mailid,sum(count),count(*),substring(subject,1,20) from stm join subs on mailid=id group by mailid;

+--------+------------+----------+-------------------------+
| mailid | sum(count) | count(*) | substring(subject,1,20) |
+--------+------------+----------+-------------------------+
|     79 |      10992 |     8493 | ... and they will se    |
|     80 |       5692 |     4434 | Queso er ahh? and...    |
|     81 |      18457 |    13200 | "Words" from the Cre    |
|     82 |       4106 |     3012 | DA ... LET IT BE TEQ    |
|     83 |      24648 |    18649 | http://IStheOME.GA      |
|     84 |       5693 |     3454 | Friends, Romans, Fam    |
|     85 |       9420 |     6610 | Hocus Focus; OPTOME     |
|     86 |      12785 |     7976 | THE DAY THE MATRIX S    |
|     87 |      12009 |     8786 | CAN I HAVE YOUR AT T    |
|     88 |      10298 |     7622 | THE DAY BEFORE YESTE    |
|     89 |         67 |       54 | YOU'RE MAUI ARE HERE    |
|     90 |      28203 |    20941 | DR. A$THOR Y. R. PEN    |
|     91 |       1385 |      968 | G                       |
|     92 |         34 |       24 | RED: Y on D             |
|     93 |       4882 |     3014 | hashemesh: holy name    |
|     94 |       2449 |     1347 | Approaching the Day     |
|     95 |      11769 |     7894 | MACK MY ZELDA!  DIS     |
|     96 |       7397 |     5322 | ISKAREEOUAC'S SEA, U    |
|     97 |      19636 |    12754 | NOW                     |
|     98 |       5571 |     3545 | UPS SRI. Per Ezekiel    |
|     99 |       6419 |     4163 | S  p  o  o  n.          |
|    100 |      18105 |    16100 | EX OR CIZE THE NOLIS    |
|    101 |      16124 |    13336 | Mazer Rakham's run.     |
|    102 |        131 |       93 | Any questions?          |
|    103 |      10266 |     7784 | ON THE FAM CHAN THIS    |
+--------+------------+----------+-------------------------+
25 rows in set (15.85 sec)
 
mysql> select day(first_time),month(first_time) as month,sum(count),count(*) from stm group by day(first_time) order by month(first_time);;

+-----------------+-------+------------+----------+
| day(first_time) | month | sum(count) | count(*) |
+-----------------+-------+------------+----------+
|              23 |    11 |       5637 |     4223 |
|              22 |    11 |       6784 |     5133 |
|              26 |    11 |       3292 |     2579 |
|              28 |    11 |      14089 |    10800 |
|              29 |    11 |       6362 |     3983 |
|              21 |    11 |       3153 |     2454 |
|              25 |    11 |       3111 |     2408 |
|              24 |    11 |       9442 |     6347 |
|              27 |    11 |       8371 |     6276 |
|              30 |    11 |       6231 |     3994 |
|              20 |    11 |       5287 |     4168 |
|               6 |    12 |      19949 |    14282 |
|               7 |    12 |       9074 |     5741 |
|              13 |    12 |       8626 |     6755 |
|               3 |    12 |      10108 |     7746 |
|               1 |    12 |       9397 |     5857 |
|               5 |    12 |      10484 |     8082 |
|               2 |    12 |       8771 |     5949 |
|               8 |    12 |      13041 |     9006 |
|              10 |    12 |      12608 |     8378 |
|               9 |    12 |      15073 |     9563 |
|               4 |    12 |      14075 |     9953 |
|              11 |    12 |      10956 |     7925 |
|              12 |    12 |      33456 |    28577 |
+-----------------+-------+------------+----------+
24 rows in set (16.70 sec)
  
I'd say something like 'AT A QUARTER MILLION INDIVIDUAL EMAILS OPENED" to juxtapose to the 10,000 people maybe more of the Sound of Silence; but that really doesn't do justice at all to the millions and millions of LISTSERV users who have opened over 10 million of my fun little messages--designed to help us see  the light, there's something rotten in this den.  Mark today, your calendar; we have over 65,000 individual email addresses opening the message of just these past 24 days.
Is the cure for cancer and proof of the existence of God news, yet?  Asking for a friend.
IMHO, blow back.
mysql> select count(distinct userid),sum(count),count(*) from stm ;

+------------------------+------------+----------+
| count(distinct userid) | sum(count) | count(*) |
+------------------------+------------+----------+
|                  65120 |     247429 |   180213 |
+------------------------+------------+----------+
1 row in set (16.02 sec)

mysql> 

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